Welcome to Wicked Gnomes I
originally made a range of alternative gnomes many years ago, when I lived
next door to the neighbor from Hell. The miserable old git was the sort
of bloke who would go and tell a Hearse to move if it parked outside his
house (really) Every year when the fear of frosts had past, the old git
would take his gnomes from the safety of the green house and tastelessly
arrange them around this naff little blue pond. As part of the war against
the miserable old bastard the Wicked Gnomes were born. Tastefully arranged
to be pointing in his direction; Mooning, Flashing, Defecating, along
with various dead and decomposing gnomes. |
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The Originals
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Wicked Gnome circa 2022. Picture courtesy of Dr Hugh & STT |
No:1 NIKEY.
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No: 2 BIKEY Dirty bike tyre prints and a dribble blood from mouth and nose give this little fellow special appeal to cyclists and psychopaths. |
No:3 DUMPY The cute adorable gnome who's having a shit.
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No:4 THE DEAD TYRED
GNOME This cute adorable chap comes with bulging tongue and a dribble of blood and from mouth and nose, plus dirty car tyre marks. Ideal for gnome hating motorists. |
No:5 HOLY GNOME The gnome with hole in the middle, with bloody entrails. The hole can used for optional props; pitch fork, arrow, bamboo cane, knife, etc. |
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