Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of many names. I've been around for a long, long time, Ages in fact.
Beelzebub (BLZ Bob) was my ol' Nick name from school, which holds many happy memories for me. The sex, the drugs and the bullying were fantastic and the nuns were allowed to beat you with canes, sadly today I have to pay good money for that.
My proudest moment at school was being voted by my classmate as "Boy most likely to go to Borstal". As you may of guessed I was a bit of a devil. It's strange how many of my old classmates wanted to enter the priesthood, funny today it's the other way around, it's the priesthood wanting to enter schoolboys.

NEIGHBOR FROM HELL

"I originally made a range of alternative gnomes many years ago, when I lived next door to the gnome loving, neighbor from Hell. As part of the war against the miserable old bastard the Wicked Gnomes were born". (Read more)

Wicked Gnomes the alternative garden Gnomes. Dead, decaying, defecating, gay, a different twist on your average boring Garden Gnome.

(Not suitable for kids, gnome lovers and miserable ol' bastards)

Testimonial

Dr Hugh Cronos, a representative from the STT (Society for Time Travelers, est. 2334) who recently traveled back to this decade, quoted "The Wicked Gnomes have been very collectable over the last 2 hundred years and this is the time to buy one for your descendants.In the future the".....(read more)

PAGAN POTTERY

Using the four elements; Earth, Wind, Fire and Water (or some clay and a gas fired kiln) I created a range of Pagan Green Men and fantasy creatures.

Using four other elements; Latex, Glass Fiber, Plaster of Paris and Gelflex. I created molds from some of the original ceramics.

Now cast in concrete with a variety of colour finishes.